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100 Funny Questions To Ask Your Kids

There are over 100 funny questions to ask your kids that will guarantee laughs, snorts, and lots of memory-making! If you are looking for a way to connect with your children through a family bonding activity, this is it!

funny questions to ask your kids

We love to sit down and have these little chats with our kids. In fact, if you search our blog, we already have several roundups just like this one including:

If you want to have a sit down with your husband, we’ve got you covered! Check out: 100 Questions To Ask Your Husband. I’ve gone through this a few times with Bill and it’s an evening well spent. But let’s get back to the kids!

silly questions for kids

Silly questions for kids break the ice, give everyone a reason to get off of their iPads, truly promote family bonding, and remind your children that you value their thoughts and opinions. It’s not just about running errands and getting them to soccer practice. You want to know more about what they are feeling and thinking.

And it doesn’t matter where you are! This conversation can happen at the dinner table and act as ice breakers in the morning or it could be something you do during after school pick-up. As long as you are together and talking, it works.

100 Funny Questions To Ask Your Kids

Here are 100 funny questions to ask your kids to help facilitate conversation and get your kids talking! Sometimes children need some help expressing themselves and these thought starters can be just that!

  1. How can you make your friends happy today?
  2. If you had a time machine where would you go?
  3. Pretend you won a billion dollars – what would you do with it?
  4. Would you want to be a pilot or an astronaut?
  5. What is one thing you would change about the world?
  6. What is your favorite stuffed animal?
  7. Pretend we are all zoo animals – what kind would we be?
  8. If you could create a new planet, what would it look like?
  9. Would you want to live in outer space or underwater?
  10. Name your favorite vacation.
  11. If you could change anything about your family what would it be?
  12. If you could get rid of anything in the world, what would it be?
  13. What are some of your favorite smells?
  14. What smells do you hate?
  15. Would you want a pet dragon or a pet dinosaur?
  16. Do you like to sleep under the covers or over?
  17. What did you dream about last night?
  18. Do you like to fart?
  19. Pretend you just built the best fort in the world. What does it look like?
  20. What do you think you are going to dream about tonight?
  21. Give everyone in your family a new name.
  22. Do you have stinky feet?
  23. Describe the house you want to live in when you are an adult.
  24. How do you like your pasta?
  25. What is your favorite dinner EVER?
  26. If you could speak to animals, what do you think they would say?
  27. If you could go anywhere tomorrow, where would you go?
  28. If you could take anyone to the moon, who would you take?
  29. Have you ever eaten a booger before?
  30. Would you ever want to open up a restaurant?
  31. What do you think you are going to be when you grow up?
  32. What job should I have?
  33. What is your favorite food of all time?
  34. If you joined the circus, what would be your act?
  35. Where is your favorite hiding spot when you play hide and seek?
  36. What is your favorite place to play while at the park?
  37. Who is your best bud?
  38. What is your favorite subject in school?
  39. If you were a pirate, what treasure would you seek?
  40. What is your favorite thing about yourself?
  41. What is the most disgusting food you’ve ever tried?
  42. What superpower would you want?
  43. What would be your superhero name?
  44. Would you want to fly or be invisible?
  45. Name three things you are really good at doing.
  46. What are your favorite things to do right before bed?
  47. If you became the parent for the day, what would be two rules you would make?
  48. If you could go back in time or go forward, which would you do?
  49. How heavy do you think an elephant weighs?
  50. What is your favorite television show?
  51. What is your favorite day of the week?
  52. If you could visit a TV show character, who would it be?
  53. Where would you want to move – anywhere on the Earth.
  54. If I told you that you could eat candy for an entire day, do you think you could do it?
  55. If we had to move to an island with no electricity, what would you bring to entertain you?
  56. What is your favorite card game to play?
  57. Does anyone in your class not follow the rules?
  58. If you could change the world, what would you do?
  59. What time do you want to go to bed at night?
  60. If you could make one chore go away, what would it be?
  61. What is your favorite season?
  62. What is your favorite crayon color?
  63. Do you like to sing?
  64. Do you like to dance?
  65. How smart are you?
  66. How fast are you?
  67. Give yourself a nickname.
  68. What is one thing you can’t live without?
  69. Do you know how to hula hoop?
  70. Make up an animal.
  71. What subjects in school are your favorite?
  72. Would you rather never eat ice cream again or never have mac and cheese?
  73. Do you believe in aliens?
  74. Am I an alien?
  75. What is your favorite place to stay in your house?
  76. What is something that you got away with that we never knew about?
  77. Do you talk to your stuffed animals?
  78. What are some of your favorite family traditions?
  79. Do you think your toys are real?
  80. What is your favorite part of the day?
  81. Pretend you were a teacher in a class. How would get the class to settle down?
  82. If you had a party, what friends would you invite?
  83. How many children are you going to have when you get older?
  84. Are you going to still live with your parents when you have kids?
  85. Pretend you are one of your parents. Talk like them.
  86. Name three things you would eat on top of a pizza.
  87. Make up a story where you are the main character.
  88. Tell me a lie about yourself.
  89. What kind of video games?
  90. What’s your biggest dream?
  91. Why did the chicken cross the road?
  92. What is your favorite board game?
  93. What is your favorite joke?
  94. What is your favorite outfit?
  95. I just made you president. What is the first thing you do?
  96. What is one place that you’ve always wanted to visit?
  97. How do you show someone you love them?
  98. Do you love yourself?
  99. How can you be a better friend?
  100. What is the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up?
  101. What makes you special?
  102. Would you rather be an ant or a giant?
silly questions to ask kids

I hope these silly questions inspired you to go beyond, “How was your day?” because everytime I ask my kids that I get one answer. It’s always GOOD. No matter what – GOOD. GOOD. GOOD. I can’t stand it. At least, with this list, there is a guarantee that their imaginations will be put to use.


Wednesday 28th of October 2020

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