Funny Christmas Knock Knock Jokes For Kids

These funny Christmas knock knock jokes for kids will keep your family laughing all day long. The holiday is upon us and we are always looking for a little festive fun. Consider these Christmas jokes as a way to kick start any gathering that hosts little ones!

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Funny Christmas Knock Knock Jokes For Kids

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Chris.
Chris who?
Christmas. Of course!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow time to waste. It’s Christmas!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mary and Abbey.
Mary and Abbey who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!

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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Oh, Chris.
Oh, Chris who?
Oh Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree…

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow business like show business!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule never know if you don’t open this door!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Interrupting Santa.
Inter–
Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ginger
Ginger who?
It’s Me! The Gingerbread Man! 

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Santa
Santa who?
Santa Claus! Who else?

So, what do you think about these Yuletide laughs? Anything to hear those little giggles, right? I hope you enjoy this Frosty fun! If you are looking for more, check out:

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