25+ Funny Halloween Jokes For Kids

Are you looking for funny Halloween jokes for kids to share during this spooktacular season? I am always on the hunt for riddles and giggles and came across a ton of super cute one-liners that your children will absolutely love. 

funny Halloween jokes for kids

25+ Funny Halloween Jokes For Kids

So, here’s the deal. My kids love to sit around and try to make all of us laugh. It is like we are an egg to crack and they are a hard surface.

When they tell these jokes, they WATCH US FOR OUR REACTIONS. Not blinking – eagerly waiting to see if we are going to lose our breath and all control because THEY GOT US OMG!  I am sure your children will be exactly the same way. 

Here’s my advice to you – when your children start telling you these funny Halloween jokes, laugh a bit harder than you need to because they really need it. The punchline doesn’t matter. Your reaction does. 

Family bonding at its finest, right? Ok, let’s get right down to it. Here are over 25 funny Halloween jokes for kids. 

Q: What do ghosts like to eat for supper? A: Spooketi.

Q. What is a Mummy’s favorite type of music? A: Wrap!

Q: What do vampires take when they are sick? A: Coffin drops!

Q: What instrument do skeleton play? A: Trom-BONE.

Q: Why didn’t the zombie go to school? A: He woke up feeling a bit rotten.

Q. What did the skeleton say to the vampire? A: You totally suck.

Q:  Why are ghosts really bad liars? A:You can see right through them.

funny Halloween jokes

Q: What room does a ghost not need? A: A living room!

Q: What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? A: Straw-berries!

Q: Why did the scarecrow stand-up comedian fail? A: Because all his jokes were too corny.

Q: What did the boy ghost say to the girl ghost? A: You sure are Boo-tiful.

Q. What’s a monster’s favorite dessert? A. I-Scream.

Q: What subject in school is easy for a witch? A: Spell-ing

Q: Why do skeletons make such good comedians? A: They have so many funny bones!

Q: What is a vampire’s favorite type of cheese? Monster-ella,

Q: What would you find on a haunted beach? A: A sand-witch.

kid friendly halloween jokes

Q What is a ghost’s nose full of? A: Booogers.

Q: Why are cemeteries so popular? A: Everyone is dying to get in.

Q: Why was the baby ghost sad? A: He wanted his mummy.

Q: What is a vampire’s favorite fruit? A: A nectarine!

Q. Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the party? A: He had no BODY to dance with.

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton eat his Halloween candy? A: He just didn’t have the stomach for it.

Q. What do you call a witch’s garage? A: A broom closet.


Q:  What do you call two witches who live together? A: Broomates.

Q: What do ghosts use to wash their hair? Sham-boo!

Q: Why do they have a fence around the graveyard? Because everyone is just dying to get in!

Q: Why are skeletons always so calm? A: Nothing gets under their skin.

Q: Why is a skeleton so mean? A: He doesn’t have a heart.

Q: What do birds say on Halloween? A: Trick or Tweet! 

Q: What kind of mistake does a ghost make? A boo-boo!

So Many Great Laughs

Halloween Jokes For Kids

Do you have any funny Halloween jokes for kids that you’d like to add to this silly jokes list? If you are looking for more holiday fun, I have some great posts for you to check out:

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