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Dark Skies Weather App Is Literally The Work Of The Devil And I Love It

Dark Skies Weather App Is Literally The Work Of The Devil And I Love It

People, I found the most insane weather app on the market and I am a little bit afraid of it. I’m not kidding. You know how we’ve been watching weather reports for the last thirty years but they’re always wrong? And we brush it off because it’s the weather?

I always joke and say it’s the best job in the world, right? You could literally be wrong 60% of the time and still keep your job for decades. It does NOT matter. How could you prevent the wind from shifting last minute? You can’t! A lot of forgiving takes place in that industry.

WELLLLLLLLLLLL…… last night, everything changed for me.

I was at a BBQ and it looked like it was about to rain. I pulled up my weak weather app and it said that there was a chance of rain within the hour. You know, some vague description. My friend pulls up Dark Skies and told the crowd that it actually was going to start raining “light rain in 4 minutes”.

We all started laughing!!!! 4 minutes!? What are you nuts?! OK FOUR MINUTES!!!! BWWAAAHHHHH!!!

Do you know in four freaking minutes it started to rain — light rain? And then she let us know that in 9 minutes it would turn to medium rain and guess what happened???? It changed to medium rain. She did this the whole night. TO THE LETTER. She told us exactly when it would start and stop. When it would turn from light to medium. When it would completely go away for a while and then when it would return. We overstayed our welcome because we didn’t want to stop testing out Dark Skies! I AM SCREAMING AT YOU.

Dark Skies Weather App Is Literally The Work Of The Devil And I Love It

I cannot reiterate this. I felt like I was involved in something evil. I asked her if she practiced witchcraft and if she still had her soul because she would say, “it’s going to stop raining in one minute” and then it would LEGIT STOP RAINING. Do you understand me?????

My friend said that she’s been using this weather app for AGES and it was the best money she’s ever spent on a download. I bit the bullet, said a prayer to Jesus that I would still make it into heaven, and then family-shared it with my husband. $3.99! It’s a lot of money. I’m not going to lie – but my goodness it is on POINT!
Dark Skies Weather App Is Literally The Work Of The Devil And I Love It

I turned on EVERY notification. I want Dark SKIES to talk to me all hours of the day. I want every notification that it has because it is crazy accurate. I cannot even function today. I keep on checking my Dark Skies app like it’s my job! Maybe the people on TV need to read this post???Dark Skies Weather App Is Literally The Work Of The Devil And I Love It

If you are a radar kind of guy/girl, they have a view that shows where a storm is going. THIS APP HAS EVERYTHING!

Check out Dark Skies today! You will NOT be disappointed. You know I don’t write about apps that often. It’s not something I tend to promote. This is worth it, folks. Every evil penny.

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